A: My father is intelligent and kind.
B: MY father is an idiot.
The idiot fell and broke his/her (own) bow.
Why did I choose, of my own free will, to help such a fool?
Are you threatening me, you moron?
Don't use that green wood for a fire, you fool.
Don't touch me, you moron!
The original plan was the work of an idiot, but this one is just perfect.
This teacher is a master; that teacher is a fool.
A: The Skypeople are about to arrive! Run!
B: What's happening?
A: Into the forest, you moron [whom I still like anyway]! Get going!
B: But . . .
A: LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT!!! (Run for your life!)
I apologise for this moron.